Sima

How are you? ”Great”

Isn’t Lauryn Hill a campaigner for refugees? Bad crack aligning herself with Trump.

When do ICE enter the shot to drag Sanchez out of there?

Need some clips of patio furniture being winged here.

Class if it’s Iran.

Literally fixed the draw.

Fixed so each leader picks their own country.

You pass back when you kick off, daft cunt.

Pele was shit.

I thought that cunt Brady was doing the draw?

He has draw experience from doing the League Cup draw that time.

I thought that was for his behaviour in Japan.

Holly Blades.

Bruno is going to look class when he’s fat as fuck like all these retired Brazilians.

Shame it wasn’t used to administer Novichok.

Was hoping Sir Killalot was going to come on the stage.

Friendship with Canada? He was talking about invading them about six months ago.

Johnny?

How quick were these 10m people going to die in the Congo?

Oh look, a medal.

Same dude who committed a war crime last week?

It's compounded by the fact that the beer in the ground is utter piss.

Can’t they move the cows brick by brick to Beamish?

Had a look at my Emma app and including merch, every home game for me and the odd 3x ticket buy with the missus and the kid I've spent £3.5K on NUFC in the past 2 calendar years. Wild and too fucking much really.

That's likely to happen anyway tbf.