Sima

Can’t believe we’ve thrown this away. These aren’t even that good.

Elanga makes Obertan look effective.

State of Hojberg there. Went down like a sack of shit and when he saw the game wasn’t stopped, started legging it about again.

SHITE

Fuck off Hoddle, you weird old cunt.

Go for goal, Malick.

What the fuck was that for?

Just wait until Barnes is dropped for him on Saturday.

Howe’s seen Slobby Sly play RB a few times to decent effect hasn’t he and thought “I’ll have a bit of that”. Can be the only explanation for Tonali and now Miley playing there.

We’re all over the place.

Right in the dick.

Seen Steve Harper move quicker than Pope going down for that ball.

Just switch off for the throw lads. Nee bother.

Tonali at RB?

Can’t fucking stand de Zerbi like. Brighton cunt

Give them all the fucking momentum. Didier Emerick Aubameyang.

Miles off.

Nick the dick.

Take him off, man.

Fucking shit in transition again.

Keeper wouldn’t have got a boot to the head if he wasn’t such a cheating cunt.

Donna Rumma

Fuck off referee.

About half a dozen chances to get it in the box there.