Sima

It’s the charade of going over to the screen which of the biggest joke. Just rule it out immediately.

Ball was 10 yards above Ashley Young’s head the other night and they intervened.

Fuck me.

Has to wrestle with his affections. Trains, LEGO or football.

Another injury.

Get Murphy off, sick of the cunt.

Fuck is Murphy trying to do?

There were more than 7 days between kick off this afternoon and kick off v West Ham.

No it isn’t.

Dubravka rooted to his line. Schar wondering where the fuck he is.

One of the Wild Samoans taking a hit from that shot.

Guarantee this ref gives Bruno his long-avoided yellow.

Longstaff shouting for the ball and then not running onto it.

Can’t even complete a single pass.

Tragic stuff.

Commentator on Peacock trying to flog all of our players.

Robinson already has Krafth on toast.

Atmosphere pre-expansion (expecially during the Keegan years) was light years ahead of what we have now.

Especially when we're clearly struggling for options at LW...

Cheers, Paully D.

If I’d pushed him under an oncoming Metro I reckon I’d have been acquitted in Newcastle Crown Court citing that as a motive.

I’d say the dropping of “you” is a pet hate but it’s not a pet. Sickening tbf. Nearly as bad a some millennial at Monument singing “when he grabs the ball he scores a goal” in the Andy Cole chant.

Did it happen twice to him or am I imagining it?

Is this being reported anywhere else outside of the Mail?

Added bonus of the mackems accepting FILTHY SAUDI MONEY.