Sima

Whitey.

So nervous.

Knockaert thought twice about diving as he would have been off.

Mikel

Definite red, was pushing him only seconds earlier and Dean had to talk to them both.

Fucking ridiculous from Stephens.

Chill, Rafa's got this. 0-2.

Jesus wept. If there ever was any indication of both Pardew and Bruce's utter ineptitude, this is it.

I don't think he'll finish in the top 3 next year. Seems a bit of a wanker iyam.

Didn't he sack a long-serving club doctor a year or so ago?

If we win and both the mackems and Norwich lose

It isn't a 5-star UEFA stadium iirc.

This, the last Nike one was sublime.

Same, I am in no doubt that we would have beat Villa in the final that year.

Good job underlining his point.

Fuck's sake. Shitty red card incoming.

£25.5m loss posted. They will struggle massively if they are relegated.

Rattled marra.

Tom Hanks is quids in like.

My face would be dripping like a fucked fridge if we won the league tbf.

Champion.

Danny Simpson - Premier League Champion

Those banners. What a pack of cunts.

That dude has a really hairy back. Beast.

I think it's best if the Premier League kick Spurs out of the division, giving three points to both their remaining games.