Sima

'Hewlioh'

Must be today's 'comfort blanket' thread. Don't worry that we got dicked 5-0 at home by Celtic's reserves at the weekend what about those mags who sometimes call players by their first name. That's the real issue here.

SHAMBLES!

Which one? How many Lomana Lualua's do you know? Kazenga? Lomana? (spelling?) Come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego...

'The strangest things'

That's still a weird one though. Leicester would demand a very high price for him and he's really not that good. They could bolster their homegrown players by buying someone much better and much cheaper than Drinkwater. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/jack-colback-close-up-2015-newcastle-united-nufc-650x400.jpg

NERTD

Depends if you have scored against the mags marra.

'Let's do it right'

That SF tweet reads like bollocks tbf. Is Defoe included in these 'black players'?

8 years ago today. Thanks for the memories, Sir Bobby.

It's because Johnson was a key player for them imo. They hated Gibson anyway so are using it as a stick to beat him with. Go back a year and if Defoe does exactly the same thing it would be markedly different.

He'll 100% call us 'delewded' with a straight face as well.

Few of them over on RTG not seeing the issue with it. Imagine if that was Shelvey in the video, man. The thread would be up to 40 pages within an hour 'gift that keeps on giving', etc...

Fuck them.

It's alreet, they'll spend next week under the comfort blankets of discussing our signings (if any more) and posting a 'what makes the mags so funny thread' instead of focusing on their real problems.

Who was it against where the stupid wazzock was clean through and from six yards hit a shot that barely reached the keeper?

Schmeichel Neville Adams Ferdinand Cole Keane Vieira Scholes Ronaldo Shearer Henry

Mackem on that video: 'Oying bottles at a woman?' Wey, she is charging at them with a bat like so you can see why they'd take offence at her.

Aye, shouting his mouth off to the coppers filming it at around 5:30.

UK Its CET so 4pm UK Other way around. 3PM here is 4PM CET.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ypKdlWAloYKW No-one could have seen this coming like.

What a shithouse. Fits in with some of the MLFs though.