Sima

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Because English football is total drivel.

8 Men camped 20 yards from goal. Insipid.

Ugh. It is written.

Dogshit.

This is great.

Useless cunt.

Well played Mark.

Alec Baldwin looks set to be Watford's new manager.

Palace have absolutely no chance this weekend. Fuck.

Fuck off Steven.

Gutted about this.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/forget-what-alan-shearer-says-claims-about-newcastle-s-latest-messiah-rafa-benitez-are-a-myth-1-7920381 'Jim Charver', 'Sports Direct Stadium'. Mentalists. As if a newspaper has published that. Even a fanzine would be ashamed.

'street football' What a fucking prick.

Bothered.

Michael Owen looks like a fat Jason Manford.

Sturridge Not doing your wanky dance now, are you?

De Gea confirmed.

Strange atmosphere, no fucker there. Everyone go home.

What a fucking King.

What's going on here, man.

I don't know about street parties but I'll be more than happy with 12th for now. By the way Newcastle's finishing positions over the last 10 years aren't anything to shout about either, especially as there are two relegations in there. Yes your expectations may be higher than ours because you have a better PL history, but I wouldn't raise them too high if the last decade is anything to go by. Saying this with a straight face like we haven't had some total dickwad sabotaging the club.

What a total daft cunt.