Sima

Fucking Shelvey. Lazy wanker.

Ritchie would struggle to avoid our players that much if he tried that free kick 100 more times.

Where's the subs, man?

Brighton needn't worry misplacing a pass to Gouffran tbh.

Fucking hell Diame.

He not offside like?

Just so unnecessary, inviting pressure on.

Here man, fuck off.

Fuck off Gouffran.

HOOF.

What is Lascelles doing?

Fuck's sake.

Fucking hell Darlow.

It would have bounced off my bathroom window if Mitrovic was on the end of that. And I'm over 300 miles away.

Fuck off. What a save.

Dummett...

A goal before half time would give me a mild erection.

Great touch Atsu.

Haha upside down head Bruno.

Fuck's sake Diame.

Ginger wall.

The fuck is Diame doing? Does he know how to use his limbs?

Fucking Dummett.

Pair of useless cunts.