Sima

Creased at these Man City fans being so pissed off

Vardy

Christ almighty.

Yaya Toure is a total embarrassment.

Fucking hell, he's amazing.

Not like Howard Webb to agree with the ref on the pitch. What a revelation.

Different era though, Blackburn were champions three years after getting promoted. Runners up after two.

Owen desperate for Man City to get the penalty. Little wanker.

Foul throw?

Christ. They're the real deal.

Aguero was miles off there.

Just seen the score. Gwan Leicester.

Considering he's playing Swansea I'm not sure what I want. Probably a draw, then a 747 to fly into his left eye.

He signed Joe Allen, one of his former players at Swansea. I don't think he signed Suarez. Dalglish signed Suarez.

What the fuck does that even mean? It's just utter waffle.

Buzzing for this game. Eliott Janmaat Fistpumps Coloccini Who???. Tiote Shelvey Wijnaldum Townsend Ayoze Mitrovic 0-0

Always preferred The Mountie tbh.

Everton's team looks compact, they'll be difficult to break down.

Mitrovic is key to is building attacks, more often than not the ball comes straight back at us when he's not in the side.

Swansea (a)

3-0 defeat.

That quote is incredible. Just bullshit that he knows the media won't pick him up on.

Perfectly suited to them.