Sima

Apparently Defoe has went on record today to say he needs to be in the Premier League to further his England career.

Reid

I respectfully disagree. If that is the case and we are promoted we're totally fucked next season without major surgery to the squad.

Is it Burry or Berry for that team that plays at Gigg Lane?

So a different countries judicial system is the comparison?

Fucking Dries Mertens :lol: Creased.

When does the follow-up land when the daughter is behind a Chinese takeaway?

Don't think I've even seen more cuntery per square foot than in Livellos. Absolute shithouse of a place.

Hurry back. Please.

Urgh.

Poor Norwich. Can he still relegate them?

Mackem behind a Chinese takeaway.

Remember this gem from Artie Ziff? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/8947206/Sunderlands-new-manager-Martin-ONeill-wants-team-to-play-the-Barcelona-way.html

Pulis, man

It's clear that they give away that many free tickets that most of those that leave early don't have a) any interest and b) haven't made a financial commitment to buying the tickets which will give a degree of stubbornness.

Fuck didn't we score when Ritchie hit the post?

Come on.

It will be some Betty McOddscunt firm I imagine.

'Our fans'

Bringing on Delph, the ultimate insult.

That pass from Larsson

There'll be a 2-page spread on how to execute it in The Sun this week.

Miles onside.

BEWM

Why did he cross? Fucking diddleywhack.