Sima

Another stupid booking for Cabaye.

Jonas nowhere.

I've just had a Lovefilm canvasser at the door. Felt like putting a Pardew mask on him and knocking him out.

Oh, fuck off.

Jonas to stay on

Lookooku

Two days too late tbh

BUH GAWD

I can't wait until the inevitable Shola for Gouffran sub.

Marking?

He looks like a fucking rugby player ffs, proper toff haircut. Embarrassing scenes.

Fuck off.

"Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off" "Looks demotivated" "Looked to switch off" "Looked to switch off"

Jesus.

AIM FOR TAYLOR!

"Pardew wants his players to keep back"

Cisse's gan his ends.

Unsurprisingly, we've gone to total shit.

Fuck me,

It wasn't even a foul ffs.

Get fucked referee. We'll concede here.

Taylor ffs