Sima

Haha, what a fucking wanker. Shameless to the end.

Good. Now fuck off, Alan.

Can't believe I have watched all of this.

At least we haven't been beat four nowt. Progress.

Tiote looking for a third bride.

Coloccini

Useless cunt.

Ligue 1?

Don't judge The King until 10 games in. Dafty.

Sammy pressed the right analog way too hard.

Crouch

More JORDI

I know the debate is out about Messi being able to handle a wet midweek in Stoke but now we have proof that Jack Colback can't hack it.

Crouch Hulking up.

Remember Ba's hat-trick against these? Halcyon days.

Stone telling Squidward not to get the ball as that's when we are at our weakest.

Last decent corner takers I remember were Robert and Solano. Over ten years ago.

Licking hoops

Just read on Twitter that the only away goal we have scored in over 11 hours was the Skrtel own goal

Desperate silver cunt

The stats were against us.

Dat record.

I'm not forming an opinion of that until I see what Skirge has to say.

Just noticed the hopeless banner.

Gouffran such a holocaust of a player.