Sima

Shola with one of those shit passes you do on FIFA where you are furious with the AI.

Did Ian Darke say we have the worst defensive record in the league?

Yes, never want us to lose. Although that does mean kudos for the silver dickhead in charge.

Xbox, fuck off.

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20110125/13/2260578953-soccer-barclays-premier-league-bolton-wanderers-v-chelsea-reebok-stadium.jpg Give owa man, he's lursh.

I'd love to see Shola and Terry in a race from one goal to the other. Would be better than watching this shit, that's for sure.

Dat Physio

Fuck off Halsey.

Tim Hoof

Masking Mourinho's wank style of football by calling them 'mean' ffs.

Mahoof Yanga-MBiwa

Yoan Hoofran.

That picture of Whelan . I thought that senile wanker was out of my life forever.

Remember Sissoko dicking Ashley Cole last season? Seems so far away now.

Worth a shot that tbf.

Wolliamson pls.

Excellent defensive header from Williamson there, straight to Ivanovic.

PARDEW, GIZ A WAVE!

McAllister reading from the Pardew excuse sheet.

Just play on you bald cunt.

Willo pls.

Fuck off Pardew.

I e-mailed them at the start of the season explaining that I my Mrs had a baby on the way and for them not to bother sending me a season card out as I am not interested. Ended the e-mail with 'btw, I have cancelled the Direct Debit, so I expect no more charges.' I think I am still a member, weirdly.

Imagine 50,000 pissed up Celtic fans, man. They were pissing on windows of restaurants while people were eating last time they were here.