Sima

If you fail to sell all of your allocation for an FA Cup final you should forfeit your place to someone that can.

Fuck is this voiceover? NNNNNNNN.....NNNNN..NEW WWOORRLLLD ORDER!!

Dat Iniesta goal

So he is bitter about that FUCKING tackle again? Cunt.

Why did a Wigan fan have a Trevor McDonald mask on?

Things I want to happen today Callum McManaman's legs to fall off Dave Whelan to have a cardiac arrest. Wigan to lose 15-0

Well done Frank.

That's in ffs.

Awww, shame. DAT Doctor

YES!

Beneteke should have been off in the first half any way. Agreed.

That dive from Terry ffs. Still a ridiculous challenge though.

Fucking hell, we actually won?

Get up Bale ffs.

Fuck me

What a peach

Dawson

The 'let your hair' down rollercoaster It could have a version of Oblivion called Newcastle.

Hopefully Barcelona will sign Tiote to replace Puyol

Surprised there isn't someone with a sandwich board in the background. Valuable space wasted.

Yeah, I remember when we 'let our hair down' against Spurs last season

"We played badly" "Swansea took all of their chances" Bleating on about how he played in all four divisions as well. Cock.

Whelan on SSN a few minutes ago. What a cunt.