Sima

Bullshit free kick Dowd, you skinny cunt.

That touch was horrific.

Is Pardew commentating?

Presenter or beard ? Either, although a presenter with the beard attached would be quite the fillip.

I'm enjoying this presenter's beard. I may get one.

Why is everyone putting a 4-4-2 up when Cisse is blatantly on the wing?

Not even watching this, I'm going on the exercise bike instead. Fuck off Pardew.

Diame is going to eat Anita for breakfast. If he's playing ofc.

Plays like he is on crystal meth.

Good performance IMO, lots of positives. Sets us up well for the season.

Simpson is in a different league to Debuchy from what I have seen.

Sounds like a good idea in retrospect.

Why am I still watching?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4726035/drago-ods-on-apollo-creed-o.gif

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT! OFFSIDE!

Is there some special rule allowing for a fourth sub if it's Shola that's coming on? I want to see Shola.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/_NTUmrOfyUA/hqdefault.jpg

Have we had a shot on target?

Not fit and total shit.

Of course.

That's a fucking foul. I don't care if we are getting dicked or not.

Hatem Ben Arfa off for Sammy Ameobi. I feel sick.

DAT SUB

Fucking hell, four of them there.

Meh, quality free-kick.