Sima

Fuck did Benzema get in the Atletico end?

First QPR, now this mega anguish.

Fuck off.

Pepe needs to run on the pitch or something.

Zizou

Marcelo's made all the difference here.

MEDIC!

I wonder if Turan has his full kit on?

Should have had a hat-trick.

Another decent chance for him.

Di Maria just giving up.

Didn't Wynalda score the winner in a WC game in 94? Remember it being in a dome and USA wearing that godawful blue kit with the stars.

Carvajal trying to do exactly what Miranda did a few minutes earlier. Failed.

http://i.imgur.com/PD7l2RL.png

Who is Townsend rooting for tonight? 'Go on'

That was nearly Geremi to Owen there.

Gets funnier every time you watch it.

YES

Costa off after 9 minutes.

Pretty creepy this from Souness. I think he wants some erotica-fiction action.

Benzema starts.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zcf9wZaVUpE/ToXjjqrzKzI/AAAAAAAAA54/zSrSgqlw9aI/s1600/partridge-shrug_o_GIFSoup.com.gif

Who is this commentator ffs? Painting some triumph in adversity bullshit.

Aye, it's not like he hasn't got previous for it or owt.

Redknapp reasserting his cuntery again. Wordly, thought O'Neil's challenge was only a yellow. Prick.