Sima

Lopez

Ronaldo didn't really want to score there.

Don't be bitter Clive.

I think I would have actually laughed my cock fully off if that had bounced off De Gea and went in.

Pepe getting booked

Has Pardew took charge of Madrid for the last 20 minutes? STOP SITTING SO DEEP YOU CUNTS

Pepe needs to up his game, he's been boring so far.

Ramos

Marlow coming on.

Modric bossing the game since he came on.

Ramos trolling the fans behind the goal.

Rio Ferdinand is such a cunt.

Remember Clive. Down, not across.

Goodnight. Is 606 on tonight?

BOOOM

Townsend bringing out the partisan commentary.

Real won't score here.

Old man Ferdinand creaking.

Townsend in tears.

Game on.

Nani staying down ffs.

What a cross

Ramos van Persie looked offside in the build-up

Sick of this fucking pony already.

Ennis