Sima

This fucker will definitely score against us.

BRRRRRAP!

What a fucking cock.

Obertan should have went down again.

Hope Pardew throws some Pizzas around at HT.

Shit Danny Simpson is shit.

Probert just randomly pulling out cards for our players/

As soon as Bridge caught that you knew it would be a goal

I hope Shola nuts that cunt.

Williams.....

Does Obertan always just pull it back to the edge of the six-yard box?

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What fucking team was that he picked there?

What the holy fuck is going on? Is Santon on smack?

Fucking hell, man. I might just turn it off now.

This is going to be shit.

Bringing the game into disrepute. Again. Fuck all will be done. Again.

The image of Santon with half a Hawaiian sliding down his face

How much is Djourou going for? Would be an infinitely better option than Williamson and wouldn't cost the earth.

Who would be our captain should he leave? Jonas?

Maybe if we had spent that £10m in the summer we wouldn't have bought Cisse [/devil's advocate]

Dave needs to photoshop Giggs' head onto Martins'.

12 I reckon.