Sima

Fuck off Birtles.

Christ.

Might as well walk off the pitch now, we're not going to score. Newcastle lost 0-3 to West Ham by DNF

In?

YES. SHOLA!

We were so fluid last season in the 4-2-3-1 WHY FUCKING CHANGE IT?

Commentators clueless

COMES UP AGAINST BIG SAM TEAM. LUMPS IT FORWARD AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

'bout time the cards came out. STOP WITH THAT FUCKING SET PIECE MAN.

Demba

Birtles

Goal.....Williams.

Aimless from Simpson

There's no need to give them unnecessary free kicks like

Massively out of form striker - Tries long shots.

Waste of a good opportunity.

Vincent Kompany is ridiculously likeable.

Worst thing you can do is let the mackems score first.

Poor Demba's goal chalked off

Pants shat there like.

This game, man

What a goal.

That header.