Sima

I Wish him a full recovery He was instumental at the start of our promotion season in 92

Don't think they will sell for £12m and I definitely don't want this transfer to go through at the expense of Debuchy

Better than that, he's never claimed to have supported Sunderland either unlike Martin McGuinness O'Neill I'm stealing this to use on RTG.

What a beast. Why the holy fuck did Man City sign Rodwell instead?

Moyes

Shola is the best penalty taker the world has ever seen tbh

Fuck that, I want them to be as weak as possible so we can smash them into a million pieces.

Why the fuck do these mongs think they are going to sign Defoe? He's Spurs' only striker ffs

Krul Taylor Williamson Perch Santon Anita Bigirimana Amilfatano Vuckic Marveaux Cisse

Cazorla should have left that for Podolski ffs

It's ridiculous how fucked the Mackems would be if Sessegnon left

Fuck off Pinnochio.

Artie was on Look North before taking questions from the fans. One of which was asking if he thinks it's the right course of action to solely depend on the UK market for players and would he ever look abroad. His response: "I would answer the question if I could understand it" Cue background chuckling from his media chums

Fuck off, no way will he be on 40K a week. That's just divine

He was. He got banned because the Ajax fans accused him of been a Feyernoord fan trolling them, as he is signed up to the Feyernoord forums.

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Incest - A game for all of the family.

Uncal Mike

What if this is a ruse and Mike is really Uncal Mick?

Make Dzeko a focal point of the attack and play him every game and he'd comfortably get more than Fletcher.