Sima

England

"Three cheers for Ramirez"

I reckon once you get over a certain salary (50K p/w?) it becomes all about vanity anyway and massaging your ego.

Burn this cunt tbh

This Grayson Perry show is going to be epic tomorrow like.

He'll be constantly reminded of this on twitter.

Those twitter posts

Colo to leave to sit on the bench

Fergie will sign Cabaye and use the Cabaye effect for his own ends

Obligatory "that isn't even her" post.

When he was on here everything he posted was absolute shite but it was quite funny and almost bearable. Then he made a post arguing that there are parts of Sunderland which are comparable to Gosforth/Jesmond and at that point you just had to give up on him realising he was actually insane. He's probably on about Cleadon which is comparable to Gosforth/Jesmond. Do you mean Cleadon, South Tyneside?

About as much as Shania Twain does.

Are the Pros not allowed to score or something? No way Seedorf fucked that up accidentally.

van der Sar's Yao face there

Allardyce against his team shooting from distance

Just flicked on to a sexual bit of play between him and Benzema

Can't some push Tyldsley off the gantry ffs.

Seedorf and Ljungberg taking the piss.

Christ, Gerard Butler is fucking useless.

Ramsey wiped out

Jesus, Murs is replaced by JLS fuckwit 2

Gerard Butler is painfully slow Another shit pun.

That hat

Terry last up the steps.