Sima

What if this is a ruse and Mike is really Uncal Mick?

Make Dzeko a focal point of the attack and play him every game and he'd comfortably get more than Fletcher.

Comedy GERLD.

Chippeto on there saying Ward is better than Santon as well.

ITV are always so desperate for CONTROVERSY! It was a blatant red, you absolute fuckwit.

Silva taking the piss.

Chelsea should have three off here.

Catts and Gards for me like...

Pantillimon

That would have been a yellow had he not already been booked. Not that that should make a difference though.

Same.

Ashley Cole is such a fucking knob.

Thought that was an own goal.

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ITV frantically searching Wikipedia.

I'd send Cole off for that like. Horrible little fucking scrote.

Luiz

What a fucking hit. Two superb goals.

What finish from Toure. Beast.

Fuck this cards and cornahs shit, thought they would at least do a new ad.

WAANKAH WAANKAH WAANKAH WAANKAH WAANKAH

Can ITV be banned from showing any football please?