Sima

Liverpool and Everton fans going down in cars and trains together ffs. Such a bullshit derby.

Called his own press conference?

He's still mildly amusing, just glad he isn't orchestrating his own personal circus here anymore.

Fuck is this shit? He has to have been trolling everyone for the last 18 months.

Fixed. Catts for me like.

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It's clearly Hazard for when we get into the Champions LEEEEEEEAAAAGGGUEEEE

What an utter fucking pissflap.

Lump of tac ffs

What a fucking dreamboat.

Man Utd's form man. Ridiculous.

Fuck me, what a knacker

The fucking song ffs. What a bunch of bellends.

Get up Voldemort you soft cunt.

Nzonzi is fucking useless.

Come on Blackburn ffs.

That would have been beautiful.

Fuck off Bellamy

Nice dive from Travis Bickle there.

I don't think there's any chance of Liverpool beating Everton at the weekend so therefore I would have probably pissed my pants had Jones been sent off.

Eh? How the fuck is that not a red?

I've just lost my shit