Kanj

Watching the sky preview. It's crap.

Guessing our homie is just still hurt then, and not just dropped.

God I hate Pardew.

The fuck is Abeid? Is he hurt???

Fuck. Him.

Would have gone to the pub but I'm happy to watch this at home. Clutching a fucking pillow and being nervous for 90 minutes. Fuck Pardew.

25 mins before I lose my shit yet again at the baffling team selection

Abeid has to start, fucking Tiote is terrible

Why didn't Benteke bust a gut to the far post

Hull can get relegated for all I care

It's mint he's single handedly got the whole stadium up in arms, set up the goal as well Santy loves against the grain type shit

Why can't they wait for the fucker to get back up? Why can't they wait like 15 seconds to confer with the other fucking linesman? I hate this shit.

There goes this match thanks ref

Ameobi, Saylor, Colback, Dummett 4-0

What kind of notebook/binder does Van Gaaaal have? that thing looks so funny

Fully fit Lukaku v fully fit Benteke who's better?

Benteke!

Same reason Sissoko has 77 pace. yeah, i made a good stink of that in the Sissoko thread after it was "revealed" he's the fastest player in the leaagggueee

Wot Used to do crossbar challenges from the top of the box

How is Bolaise's FIFA Speed rating in the mid 80's?

If we lose. I'm going to prontonise everything and everyone.

Yeah. True. Discotek

He was doing OK as a backup, and has looked less the part every single year. He has come in and solidified us sometimes or come in and done fuck all. I appreciate his organization and his commitment and effort, but I'm beyond that now.

I've never gotten so excited as to seeing Steven Taylor back in the lineup as I will be on Sunday, pending he stays basically in bubble wrap until then.

I'll happily watch countless youtube videos of Hatem's bossiness and tell youse' people who don't agree with me to F off. And you can carry on enjoying defensive wingers or saying I told you so, and all that fucking boring defeatist horse shit.