Peppe

Listen, we need a real manager Fat-Mike(Ashley, not the poster on here). Sort it out, donkey.

jesus that's amazing That moustache isn't really OK anymore Hitler destroyed both a name and a moustache - admittedly both very ugly ones.

NUFC without an Ameobi

Palace fucking cloggers

Would be cool to have Shola as a manager of Newcastle Not necessarily good sporting-wise, but funny

Howay Mapou son!

That's Harrelson!

It does!

Ah, I see, thanks

Just have buckets of cold air ready to tip off the top of the stands when peoples pits get a bit claggy. Cold air descends, warm air rises. It's physics. "Hey you! Up there! My pits are a bit claggy, release the cold air!"

Decent strike by that Athletico dude - POW! Right in the kisser! (Crossbar)

I'm sure I could have a temporary lapse of "amnesia" for a few million quid too It's so obvious that they've been bribed it's unreal. There's nothing they can use to defend themselves with either, since there are 0 reasons to give the WC to f***ing Qatar ffs So unbelievably corrupt, it's obvious the only way you get to host the World Cup in this day and age is by forking out the GDP of a small country. They should do away with "voting" and just give it to the highest bidder. Sad that there's nothing one can do. Would love it if no one went to Qatar and everyone just stayed home watching the WC on the telly instead. Edit: Or even better, if the players refused to play since they've been so fucking greedy stupid and placed the WC in an oven.

I'm sure I could have a temporary lapse of "amnesia" for a few million quid too It's so obvious that they've been bribed it's unreal. There's nothing they can use to defend themselves with either, since there are 0 reasons to give the WC to fucking Qatar ffs

Very, very unfortunate that they didn't know about it being a bit warm in Qatar during the summer before they gave them the World Cup...

I might be stupid but I don't really get that picture with the news headlines. What are the black ones and what are the red ones?

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This was the case for us the entire season we finished 5th. Was just waiting for our luck to run out but it never did. It was surreal.

Diving-cunt.

What are you doing Pardew?! You are going to get relegated!!!

I guess that would only apply if she had explosive diarrhea though...

Would probably take too long, considering it's humongous .

Got Blackburn vs Stoke on my telly, reckon I'll be asleep within 10 mins

WTF is that? Hooligans?

Naa, they are free apparently