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Llambiarse really does look like a bird.

REALLY?!?!

Possibly the first Premiership weekend without a draw?

Carr playing for brum, Nani playing (thought he was injured) and who the hell is De Laet on the Man Utd bench?

Back from work for the Spurs match, should be a good one.

So they can play him? Or is he on loan somewhere?

Newcastle are set to offload Fabricio Coloccini to Palermo, while Andy Caroll is wanted by Wolves and West Ham, Jonas Gutierrez is set to leave for a Greek club, and Steven Taylor and keeper Tim Krul are also on their way out. (News of the World)

Notts County director of football Sven-Goran Eriksson is hoping to persuade Pavel Nedved and Luis Figo to come out of retirement and join the League Two side. The former England boss is also hoping to sign Inter Milan's Patrick Vieira. Btw read on the BBC gossip column Shevchenko is still a Chelsea player? Is he?

Citeh, Arsenal, Liverpool, Mackems, Man Utd didn't play at home, still pretty good though

We're at home, not Hillsborough Btw when Gutierrez had that one on one chance in the first half

Great save Given

1-0 West Ham

1-0 Stoke

What channel is that match on? I'm watching it on ShowSports1, cracking goal Have you got a lin.......... In Middle east until end of August so just watching it on tv. Rob Hawthorne commentating its all very legit

Notts County 1 up, as are Coventry who could be half decent this year, good result vs Ipswich last week

What channel is that match on? I'm watching it on ShowSports1, cracking goal

drogba

Always fancy him to score free kicks, got a great technique for them

There should be a thread for just "Other teams news" to avoid things like this. I normally just stick it in the transfers thread which is find tbh

Harry Redknapp is shaking with rage. James likes this.

Drink driving? Not seen anything on this anywhere

45,000 attendance

“All was going fine, Anelka was counting up all the Stephen King novels and joking around with us when suddenly a look came across his face like someone had walked over his grave. When we turned around we realised that someone was standing in the main doors. Patrick Vieira.” “It was like something out of High Noon!” Said regional manager Gavin Marshall, “Vieira was just stood there, silhouetted against the glass doors grinning away with a huge baguette protruding from his Sainsbury’s bag – and that’s not a metaphor, I think he’d literally just been food shopping, but I think there was a message in that. Anyway, they just stared at each other for a few seconds before Vieira, calm as you like, chuckled to himself and put his finger to his lips. It was bloody creepy. Then, casually as you like, he left like nothing had happened. I’m not ashamed to say I was frightened for my life.” :lol:

Beeb reckon Hunt has signed for Hull, all sealed

David Kelly, Gavin Peacock, Kevin Scott... Rob Earnshaw Darren Huckerby was