Rich

I actually wanted them to do that for the bantz. Disappointing.

Glen Johnson is the absolute worst. What a cunt.

Townsend again "Oh Steven"

Ref's bottled it.

Fans can't even be arsed to bew Safari.

Finger poke of doom.

Outstanding. Some huge performances.

Ramsey has become such a greedy cunt. Believes his own hype massively.

Oh Santi

The fact he was never part of a three with Cabaye and Tiote is a travesty. Would have had a bit of everything.

Apologies for that brief downtime, host was just restarting the server due to a slight fault.

Go on, son.

Pardew is indeed my hero now.

How many tackles has Perez won?

How was that guy allowed to bring a big cardboard sign into the ground btw?

The Mouss is unplayable.

Moussa again. Love that big bastard.

Go on Perez.

Showing too much respect really, they're abysmal. Let's get after them now.

This is a lifting game of football. Early kickoffs need to be culled.

How the fuck did he squeeze through there?

Poor bugger. That's surely a bad one.

Obertan's dead

Obertan there btw. Class.