Rich

Maybe

Wat

I'd love to have a shot like that. Just go round twatting the ball from anywhere.

He was still playing quite frequently for a very good Roma side when he left, wasn't he? Don't watch Italian football unless I have to...

Wilshere is a lovely player, just so fucking fragile.

26.

Henderson has come to life a bit, even. Good to see.

This side with Sterling in for Welbeck would be exciting as fuck.

Welbeck's fucking passing man

These cunts need a slapping.

Is Gerrard's importance to this team overstated?

Forgot about this competition. Looking forward to winning it.

Nil points.

Like fucking bizarro-world this match. Pre-half time huddle from Honduras.

Scoop pass. Love that shit.

Who's up front for you guys?

Little huckle.

Downward Facing Dog right there from Espinoza.

You sure it won't be a... ....damp squib http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130212201108/realmofthemadgod/images/e/e3/Reverse-1269602808_creepy.gif

Bold prediction: this game is going to be mint now.

Could arguably lead the line for the next decade. Aye, but we'd have to pay him as well and I doubt he'd accept Sports Direct mugs as payment. Hahaha. Portsmouth/Leeds. Hahaahah.

Dixon 4 gaffer

This is better than the match.

This guy is doing a bang-up job tbf. Good man.

Eeeee, we call them thunderstorms too.