Rich

Fucking hell.

Not like that's a common occurrence or anything. What the fuck are City doing there.

Boom.

Marking.

Tends to be the way in the big games doesn't it?

He's been on 9 for weeks now.

Bye Yaya

Sterling has to start for England.

Gerrin. Fantasy points as well.

The Bosnian Bendtner I saw him referred to as on Twitter. Liked it.

Oosh

Changing ends. Bewwwww.

I'm changing teams me like. YNWA.

What about today? Comes under the umbrella of "any", marra.

Liverpool any day.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Flanagan, Sakho, Skrtel, Gerrard, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Suarez, Sturridge. Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Toure, Fernandinho, Navas, Nasri, Silva, Dzeko.

Listen to this huckle.

Then Stamford Bridge straight after. Poor cunts.

OG rears his ugly head again.

OG SCORES FOR EVERTON

HBA playing leaves us so open, man. Look at that.

Feel dirty but I quite like Cameron, always seems decent. Cue horrendous error.

MIKE aawwww

Taylor injured? Surely not.

Crouch