Rich

He’s pure hair goals.

This gangly weapon fucked off yet?

Tino LB, Shirley.

Now this is more like it.

Almost 90k over two days is some clip mind. Saw massive club Man Utd buzzing about selling 50k for their only home friendly the other day.

35/36k-ish? Don’t think they’ve opened L7, but haven’t been looking too closely due to my rage.

I won’t miss being unable to hear his questions in the pressers.

Sign someone good out of the blue you fucking ghouls.

Bournemouth to Brentford is about as sideways as it gets.

I’ll fuck off to work and stop shitposting soon, but remember the early summer briefings of ‘internal satisfaction at targets not being in the public domain’? Where are they? There are multiple people at the top of our club absolutely stealing a living.

Speaking of Espanyol, how come Joan Garcia never gets mentioned as another player who turned us down?

Definitely would. I’m just not keen on us signing a meme.

I’m having a lovely summer in every respect, but I’m still miserable as sin due to what’s going on at the club

Very much not. I’ll take an Ederson from Atalanta type please and thank you.

We’ve never needed a Tonali/Isak bolt from the blue more. Please let today be the day.

Yet here we all are.

Bring me Watkins and Strand.

Certainly, even going back to Miggy. I’m still narrowing my eyes at Targett, mind, but the rest of ‘em can stay.

Every time I log on it just gets worse.

Certified baller is Baleba. Would hate that.

The only good thing about this transfer window has been helmet hair’s rise to prominence. We are a fucking shambles.

It’s been Reuben, hasn’t it?

I doubt Nickson’s the problem, like. He’ll have swathes of players he’s high on.