Rich

Us too, no worries.

Booooooooooooooooo

The fact Kane did similar and ended up playing two more years, Suarez at Liverpool had his best season after a summer like this, Rooney tried to jump ship to Man City then ended up staying seven years or something shows there’s hope. Would be interesting to hear if they ever got back to the same level of adulation as pre-agitation, though. Seems impossible to me.

Could we not just get an old stager in that isn’t a complete bust? Bit of nous, etc. Before Wilson broke down completely it was that part of his game that kept him level-pegging with Isak in terms of output.

I’ll take solace in my imagination of Big Joe and Lascelles absolutely battering him in every training session.

Bournemouth will do them.

He could go to Sunderland.

Such an easy win for the new CEO/SD (if they ever arrive) to come in and get a resolution to this that gets El Råtta back in the squad. I’m still bewing him, like.

Sleepy Joe’s gotta go

It’s mad how good he was in the big games he played last season. Just drives me crackers that he’s always hurt. We’ve defo got the best pair of LCBs in the league if they’re both fit and available.

Actually, forget footballing ability. I think I’d put our quintet of CBs up against any in world football looks-wise. BDB and Schär are the housewives’ favourites.

The fact he was still only ready for 45 mins come the final friendly is a bit worrying. If he stays fit and finds his rhythm, he’ll be pushing to get into the team of the year.

Best or best-looking?

Spooky. Been at it for years. We’re just noticing now because we’re at the top table.

The Ladhars and Vaulkhards are cunts.

Isn’t Kenneth a lefty though?

11 acceleration, 12 pace on FM. Bruno speed.

Gave me good chuckle this

Isn’t Kenneth Taylor slow as shit?

I don’t want to be the one to say it, but we need… ()

It’s exactly the sort of signing we should be making, just like Thiaw, and it’s another player seemingly very keen to come.

I know I’ve been canny grumpy this summer, but some people are just pure dementors and have been for years. We’re finally getting our ducks in a row and it’s still not good enough.

Some social posts have said we’d hoped to do a deal early but Villa got round PSR by selling the women’s team. Seems he’s been the top target from the outset. Unsure as to why it’s then took this long to manifest, unless they’re expecting more PSR headaches this year.

Howe’s already said he wouldn’t move him back there.