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Cross in from the right from Butt, we had three in the box, Steven Taylor nipped infront his marker and touched it past the keeper into the far corner.

Nice cross from Butt even, Johnnypd. Jonas is getting really outmuscled here.

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Been our best player by far.

Exaggeration if you ask me. But like I said, they're gonna get a second before we get one back at this rate. We're just not creating anything at all, except when Jonas or Enrique gets the ball. Geremi has to come off, he's a complete liability at the moment.

Watching it on Italian Sky. Been pretty even if you ask me, Hull got a goal from a defensive error on our end, and have looked a bit more likely to get a second rather than us pulling one back. Not very entertaining at the moment. Geremi has been more or less woeful, Enrique the only one resembling a footballer really. I think this commentator just called Geremi a 'retardo'!

Fagan getting a yellow for being a cunt

We've not looked bad at all. Horrendous marking by Bassong on their goal.

Nice start by Enrique. edit: Not so nice by Geremi, and fuck me they just scored

No points for effort then, cp40?

Not more so than those of any of our other players though, is it? And that's including our so-called wingers. You're supposed to get a sense of excitement when a player makes a run down the flank, gets by his defender and puts one in, but I never do that in our games. Jonas mostly works the ball inwards, Ryan Taylor is still too soon to talk about (in terms of consistency), and I don't even need to mention Duff do I? They're all barely average at crossing, some not even that. That said, I think our strikers make our crossers look worse than they are. Ameobi couldn't head a ball to save his life, Martins, Owen and Løvenkrands are better at the deck, and Viduka can't head it from the treatment table. It's so frustrating seeing our wide players put it in far post and all our players are at the near post, seems to be no sense of teamwork or tactics in us at all, at times.

You work for News of the World, admit it!

Only just starting to sink in now. Sort of feels like being dumped by your girlfriend, and then run into her at the movies with a date the same week.

Kinnear on the phone from the hospital now, telling Hughtoun he's fired, surely!

Absolutely. They look completely woeful at the back. More goals in this for sure. Also, first corner from Ryan Taylor just now, and already he's contributed more from set pieces than all of our previous set piece takers combined this season.

Anyone got the odds on this match reaching double figures?

Can't blame him. Media are twats, end of.

Jonas couldn't cross yesterday cause he was on the left wing he kept having to double back. He needs to be on the right wing. He's a much better dribbler on the left, he becomes ineffective on the right. Thought he linked up well with Enrique on the left too. I'd like to see them get a string of games together, could be a great left side that.

My dad always used to refer to him as 'Zombia.

It would create a limitless powersource, which would allow us to manipulate time! Sorry, just watched the new episodes of lost...

Wouldn't mind him instead of some of our lot, really.

Bassong sure is a bit rougher. Maybe even too rough at times, he's looked liable to give away penalties, and has already done so at least once I think? They're a good pairing though.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_4747800,00.html Yeah yeah I know, it's the sun. But if it's an actual quote, it would just make too much sense those two players being Enrique and Xisco.

For a punch in the face? I'd say it was.