Theregulars

I didn't include Lacazette in the above analysis because that was never going to happen

I think in the circumstances he's the 2nd best of the 4 behind Remy. Gomis is around the same level as and has similar attributes to Mitrovic, Berahino is an overrated pole greaser. He'd think he was bigger than the club the moment he scored two goals in a game or reached double figures. He's worth £15-18m, tops. Remy's better than Doumbia but really, really doesn't want to play for us. I've seen Doumbia play against Bayern twice, he's good enough.

Also, didn't we already have a player very similar to him and decide he wasn't good enough (Routledge)?

I think I'm more sad about the reality that he's the best we can get in our current state.

Panic buy

Gouffran

Lucky

They are everything we are not. Hungry, dynamic and organised. And they cost like 1/4.

2 sitters

Sitter

Unreal levels of toilet

Been outplayed for 40 minutes. Change it

Hope he goes to Ollivander's only to find that no wand chooses him.

I think, for now at least, it looks like he's solved our tendency to get absolutely humped once a month instilled by the pardew-carver axis of toilet. He's absolutely not a world beater but he's respectable and seems to be trying to make the club respectable. I have time for him.

How are a team with Robert "ball breaker" Huth top of the league?

5 winless and goalless for cripple pardlace. Sounds familiar.

Where does he get 6 from?

Our chances to goals ratio must be the worst in European - perhaps world - football.

Moron.

Valencia is a diving little whelp

Shelvey. He's like... A footballer

Wonder interception from

Colback from that corner

Fair play

People kicking off about not hoying Saivet straight in

 

Here he is ginger Jack's one man fan club.

 

If there's one person with a remarkable track record for nosing his way up the buttholes of absolutely s**** NUFC players, it's wor Folu.

 

The yank who started taking an interest in the EPL a couple of years ago has spoken.

Yet he appears to have developed a more discerning eye for talent than you, despite the apparent infancy of his interest.

People kicking off about not hoying Saivet straight in

Incorrect; they are annoyed that Colback remains in. Saivet is preferable because he could, in theory, play football.