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Jacobean ruff. All of the Queen's emissaries get one. Your jealousy is as palpable as your facial hair is questionable.

Gotta get near me first for that to happen

Colin, deal with this insurgent

Anyone got a postcode for the place? Google ain't helping me. Also is parking alright there?

 

I'm sure the OP will help you

In fact it doesn't! Seems like the kind of thing your manager should ensure; everyone being provided with proper directions. Fail - Neil. The words even look similar.

Anyone got a postcode for the place? Google ain't helping me. Also is parking alright there?

I'm sure the OP will help you

Ian and I have touched down in the North East. We saw some Reds fans weeping

Also, some bad news.

 

Now that we've dropped down to 27 people, I'll be asking for an extra 50p off everyone. So £5.50 each as things stand.

 

Unacceptable, I'm out. f***ing huckster

 

As if you were going to pay anyway.

Touche (with accent)

Also, some bad news.

 

Now that we've dropped down to 27 people, I'll be asking for an extra 50p off everyone. So £5.50 each as things stand.

Unacceptable, I'm out. Fucking huckster

Yeah, pint or two after before dispersal for freshening up.

 

I'll be getting there for 10am to soak up the big game atmosphere. Can't believe the gaffer is not gonna be there early though, turning up ten minutes before kick off is not going to inspire the troops.

Don't worry; I'll be there for you to soak up the inspiration.

Kick off is 11, so most mortals will be there some time around 10:55.

The Ginger Pirlo, the epitome of professionalism, will be shuttle running from 9AM, leaving aside an hour and a half for autograph signing and interviews.

Should do, what's the in look like on your SLR?

Ummm.... you attach it with this little screw-in thing, I think, but I need to check when I get home.

Either way, I don't mind bringing my camera up for it, it's a good'un

Anyone got a tripod?

 

:bean:

 

But seriously, does anyone have a tripod?

I have a tripod for my DSLR? No idea if it works for a video camera

Anyone still good for filming some footage? I'll bring my Flip cam if so

 

I nominate Mrs. Rance

 

I'd suggest it's less than 5% likely she'll even come to the match, let alone film it. She really hates football.

 

Yeh, but I'm playing, so I imagine she'll change her tune.

 

In all seriousness though I think we at least have a few subs so someone should be able to do it with a quick crash course.

 

It's easy tbh, subs can film, give commentary if they so choose.

Whoever edits it should put some supremely naff Redknapp style commentary on it afterwards; or at least do it in the style of Alan Partridge on The Day Today

Anyone still good for filming some footage? I'll bring my Flip cam if so

 

I nominate Mrs. Rance

 

I'd suggest it's less than 5% likely she'll even come to the match, let alone film it. She really hates football.

Yeh, but I'm playing, so I imagine she'll change her tune.

In all seriousness though I think we at least have a few subs so someone should be able to do it with a quick crash course.

Anyone still good for filming some footage? I'll bring my Flip cam if so

I nominate Mrs. Rance

Hahaha Regs is James not playing? I'm looking forward to seeing some old faces. Everyone out on the Saturday night?

Nah he's in Essex. I'm on the night out so I'm following your lead

I'm really looking forward to this curry.

Keep your trousers on

Big ol' gay that I am

Don't see why we should lend the Reds a member of the Blue crew on account of their failure to procure a positional player of such essential nature.

The correct answer is Bantha. ZING!

Shame on my family

If the red who wants to be interviewed could PM me that would be grand.

I'm more than happy to impersonate a Red for purposes of interview.

What's your favourite giant beast from the Star Wars series?

Giant in stature and philosophy? Yoda.

Giant in physical sense? Hard to see past Jabba

I can only translate languages whose use expired long ago with some fallen empire; the truly educated only bother with the utterly useless when it comes to learning different tongues.

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Im in for the carnage

I'll be out for the meal and a few drinks.

Will you be wearing trousers?

I'm in for the night out, Francis Deffers