Theregulars

Abominable performance from us, Hatem is the only one who looks like he knows what's going on. Santon and Sissoko especially dreadful.

Wilson red was correct call, I think Whelan's first yellow was harsh, the second was spot on given the circumstances (ie having just been warned by Atkinson, he kicks out a bit at Cabaye). Neither sending off is incredulous.

I'm fucked off that Remy is taking that penalty. Ben Arfa scored a great one last week, so let's do the sensible thing and let him take it. Thought they would have learned from Cisse last year not to let an out of form striker take it so they can work their way back into the groove. At 3-0, do that all you like; when you're 0-1 after being played off the park it's unforgivable.

Blatant handball by Williamson in the run up to our goal which Atkinson didn't give; if i am a Stoke fan that's the decision that would rile me more than the two reds.

Stoke and, to a lesser extent Atkinson, have given us a massive get out of a jail card.

Wow Atkinson loves us today

YEEEAAAHHH

Why the fuck is he taking it?

Hilarious

I'm actually annoyed on Paulinho's behalf that he's been dropped because their new manager hasn't a clue.

He's suspended, is he not?

I think the only egregious miss was the first one, in that he should have squared it to his team-mate. The second was hard to get to and therefore control, third was a tight angle.

Great game

Just nailed 606

 

Aye - good call. Wasn't you was it?

Was indeed

Just nailed 606

Look up "professional away win" in a video dictionary which I need to invent to make this sentence valid and that game will be archived there.

He's easily in the discussion for one of the best in the world on current form; Cardiff aren't great but they don't get torn apart regularly. They might as well not be there, he's obliterating them.

Anyone else see Raylor there?

Stupid move.

How the fuck?

Every time... sit back

I love Vurnon

Great move

I like Michael Martin of True Faith but he's been made to look a right prat over Gouffran.

Was that the guy who said "Sorry Yoan, you're a nice lad, but you're rubbish"?

Cue 1 hour of holding on

Pardew has earned the benefit of the doubt, but I think the reason we get away with 4-4-2 is that Cabaye has the creative touch. That team looks instantly devoid of much in the way of creativity, unless it's fluid to have Remy and Gouffran as wing forwards with sissoko powering through the middle.

I hate Ashley but getting £35m for this goon was an incredible effort. Made all the sweeter by it being dalglish and Liverpool who paid it

I'm down with the apartment rental idea.

As if you haven't given me 21 Yorkie. GP supersedes the alphabet.

That's the first time in nearly 2 years you've acknowledged you didn't pay me for the ticket. I feel we are making progress in our relationship.

 

FYI, any female conquests I speak of aren't fictional. They are however, historical, as it's been a f***ing long time since I saw anything other than the wife on the end of my purple headed warrior.

Alright, Garth Marenghi (dreamweaver).