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Jonas, man. Woeful today.

I am so fed up of our total, total lack of luck in this utter genetic disorder of a season.

He's onside.

Total dive.

Great, another corner.

First Shola foul 47 mins.

 

First Shola offside 49 mins

First Shola goal 50 mins.

He really, truly has no fucking clue.

We have nothing in center midfield. Both Cabaye and Tiote prancing about on the periphery, nervous as f***. This needs sorting.

 

Cabaye and Tiote have been poor but Sissoko has literally done nothing at all.

Set up Cisse's second chance.

"Sunderland should be up 2-0 and Newcastle down to 10 men."

 

 

Riiight...

He's completely spot on.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

This is abject. Utterly fucking pathetic.

Pathetic

Completely been coming.

Rose is having a great game.

I just want this to be a game where Hatem Ben Arfa cements his legend.

I'm hungover. I want the Mackems to feel the defeat equivalent

How is it so flat?!

That's a pen.

Why is he playing for a 0-0?

This is the point at which I get off the bus I am afraid: fuck you, Alan Pardew, fuck you.

Bigirimana... why

I could post some pictures of the last one, if I wasn't about to head to work. I'm sure there must be one of Myself, The Enforcer, Stu, Disco, Neesy, Semtex, Dino, Niel, Greg and a few more in a cage in Sinners singing Oh Coloccini.

 

Good times.

 

I get relegated to a 'few more'.

It's not like you have any distinguishing features, to be fair.

No Catts for them, like?

We will 100% play for a point

The problem is it's no longer possible to take him seriously anymore. He doesn't know what to do with the players at his disposal; he doesn't know how to stop this decline. He has the waffly, self-contradictory air of a man who has been found out.