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Mammoth trek back yesterday to the Toon and now the train back to Edinburgh. Every hour sat on a train or on a motorway through the season was worth it for Monday night. Hopefully those that were there can start posting some more photos and videos to be saved and relived over the years. Having watched the Sky coverage last night believe me it didn't do the noise justice. Don't know where the effects mike was but the entire match was non-stop singing. Drinking in the sunshine by the marina, getting randomly asked "wot are you doing" by some lass pre-match, the fella with the Colo hair/afro, the fat twat with the Rangers top who was just 'owned', getting loads of simultaneous texts saying i'd just been on the TV, the Greggs hats,starting the "we're going on there" song, singing it louder when they got reinforcements, seeing my brother on the pitch, getting myself on the pitch, meeting the lads who we've been through it all with, the very gratious Plymouth fans, finding my brothers had got various bits of kit including the big coat we now know Nolan was wearing when he was sick, Jagerbombs, taking over the dancefloor to do the Colo song followed by our 'Hey Jude' version, singing all the 'massive club' verses to a very bemused take-away owner, shouting 'Toon Toon' out of a hotel window at 2am only for 'Black and White' army to be sung back and these are just some of my favourite things. It might 'only' have been the Championship Championship but nights and trips like that are what its all about. And to cap it all off I just laughed out loud when the mobile of fella behind me went off with the Smoggie pigbag tune. Enjoy these days when they come and remember them when times are tough. Newcastle United will never be defeated.

Lest we forget that its Sky's fault more fans can't be there tomorrow night to hopefully see up win the league. Certainly i'd advocate a boycoutt of giving them any soundbites and a few chants aimed at them when its live would be difficult to edit out.

Marcelino has made 2 games in a week for Sky on their Spanish football coverage. How come he never managed that for us? Well smart stadium Espanyol have got now too by the looks of things.

Thought i'd do it with Brummie accent

Don't envy them that trip. Then again its the one i'm supposed to be doing from Derby.... if i can get back to East Midlands Airport.

Right then...... Anyone know how the players are going to get down? I'm sure they didn't account for big clouds of Volcanic ash when they did their planning.

If its got red on it anywhere but the bit on the badge I ain't buying it. Red numbers are barely tolerable but certainly not as part of the plain kit.

Was that Wenger's dad in the crowd?

I think Sol is heading for another breakdown here. This could get Lionel.

In a season of pant wettingly funny results in Scotland this tops the lot. And all the better for that twat Lennon to be in charge for it. All that's left now is for the arabs to pip them for 2nd place and for Raith to win the cup final.

As far as i'm aware the head to head decides the positions, rather than goal difference. Barca won 1-0 at home but does this use away goals as well? For example a 1-0 for Real puts it level but who owns it if it was 2-1 to Real?

ITV are so gutted i doubt they'll even bother showing any of the semi's. They'll declare a day of mourning next. I'm turning over to Sky so yes Steve Ryder i can bear to watch it all over again.

Fat Head Bruce looks like he's been crying his eyes are so red. Will he say we though?

What a racist cunt

WANKFEST BINGO Solsksbastard, Sherringham, 2-1, Barcelona, Hero

I'll enjoy it a lot more Peter Drury if Bayern score

Drury - That reminded me of George Best. A pile of bodies and he managed to squeeze one in. Yes we all know what Best was good at.

The ref will even this up asap.

He's not but Drury has pissed me off already and the games not even kicked off yet. What was all that Sepia shite about? I wonder if Betfair will give me odds on the number of 99 / Barcelona references.

8 days ago he was dead and Monkey hands was telling us to look away.

Has he signed?

He's just proved that he's a fucking idiot.

I only have a Newcastle hat. Soz Mr. Geordie nation. Everybody else who isn't a clem would like to see England win the World Cup. Look on the bright side it'll save you a few quid on getting them crappy flags put on your car.

I only have a Newcastle hat.