Beren

RTG really are the genital warts of football forums - the gift that keeps on giving: :lol:

:lol: FFS always gets me

Exactly, thick as mince. Can a human even outrun a Tiger??? Humans would undoubtedly be faster if they trained against tigers.

Perfect gif

A breadcrumb of false hope. Lovely.

Was just thinking the same, at least about the hilarity of us playing away to Burton. Wish I could find the quotes. Now they are cut adrift with Burton and can look forward to Scunthorpe and MK Dons. They won’t even be the ‘biggest’ team in League One, surprisingly there are others who have made the shameful slide, with better recent records. Sweepstake on how many "biggest team in League One" threads over the summer? I'll go for number of combined All-time Mag/Mackems XIs threads + 3.

Pardew getting sacked prematurely has soured this, but I'll take it

Cracking read.

Quite disappointed but a fair whack of damage done. Even if WBA do now stay up, super unlikely, you get the impression the media narrative will be the dressing room weren't playing for the manager - rather him being an unbearable cunt.

His post-match comments. Worra prick.

Delicious.

He'll be popular in the dressing room.

Not as good as the Robert goal vs Arsenal which sent us top of the league for Christmas/broke the London curse/devastated my brother but Demba Ba's double vs Norwich has a place in my heart. He was in the Ivan Drago stage of his career, everything he hit, he destroys scored.

Great shout

"It was horrible. The ground was like a morgue. Took may lads in the shop after, to get warm as much as anything, and cant believe the desperate sale on. Training shirts £3.99. Home shirts £7.99. Like a car boot sale of all your dead granny's crockery." Jesus

28 league goals is that? Could beat the record for most in a season.

No fucking way is he an even bigger dick than I thought :lol:

All the premature bragging about English teams in the CL this year, and they'll only be one in the semis

Rafa's done a really good job with his resources.

You're too kind. I want to see him homeless and unemployed in Raqqa. You old softy. I want him to live with Kaizero and be employed by Sunderland.

Be incredible to have the home and away fans chanting Sack Pardew in unison. Sadly, there'll be less vitriol than at that Stoke game due to NUFC being in a happier place. Oh well. Maybe a small tear or two rather than a lip-trembling deluge.

More pace, fitness and jumpers!

Are we sure it wasn't just him saying a tongue-twisting phrase in his phlegmy scouse voice?