Beren

What did Yakubu do?

Roflham tbh. [not really]

Rooney is of course my FF captain this week.

Great save.

Penalty to Man UTd. Smart play by Welbeck.

Class ball out wide by Scholes. (Comes to nothing but really, really good).

Man Utd starting like a steam train. Fear for Bolton here if their heads drop.

No reason we can't finish above them imo. I think we can finish above them too. I understand why some want us to draw (almost like a hedging instrument) but I'd rather we committed to aiming to cracking the top six. I want a Stoke win and a Forget-Me-Now to erase the memory of me ever having admitted such a thing.

Man Utd v Bolton for me. Got 'Wazza' to score first and Manchester to win 3-0. Might follow that for the potential of a goal rush.

No idea which game to watch.

That's attacking shit man, don't forget how well Bolton are doing. Leaving Carroll on the bench against Stoke is surprising. Useful for defensive set pieces you would have thought. They will need to play the ball into feet to score against Stoke though, and he does not look nearly as sharp or fluid enough lately to fit the bill in that department.

An O-Nut Man Utd 2-0, 3-0, 4-0, 4-1, 5-0 Spurs 2-0, 2-1, 3-1, 1-1, 4-0 Liverpool 1-0, 2-0, 2-1, 0-0, 1-1 Think those were them, anyway. Also a speculative 50p accy, and a safer-looking treble.

I really hope the NUFC squad pranksters are planning for Tiote's return with pictures of him choking this chap scattered across the dressing room. Maybe a life-size cardboard cut out waiting in Tiote's locker.

Typical Everton.

A real nothing set of quotes IMO. Lots of words without saying much.

chokeslam

Where's that, Jamie? In fact, can anyone find odds of better than 2/1 for Man City to qualify from the CC Semi-final?

Where's that, Jamie?

Wildcard: Vorm, De Vries Santon, Richards, Samba, Senderos, Distin Ben Arfa, Valencia, Gerrard, McClean, VdV RvP, Rooney, Best

Deserves to given how involved he's been in their goals lately, but far from guaranteed IMO.

I don't know how Man Utd do it, how they manage to offload their duffers to midtable Prem clubs whose aim would be to close the gap on the elite of the league. Better off going for gambles abroad than known cloggers/players-on-the-way-down IMO. Everton are obviously in a great deal of financial difficulty, but they do it to most clubs. I'd think Man Utd's threat to Everton would be not too dissimilar to racketeering "Buy Gibson off us for £1m, or we'll buy Baines, Rodwell and Distin for £10m".

:lol:

Sick bag, please? Ignoring another result, aren't we? The parody he does of a complete mindless idiot makes my parody attempts look feeble by comparison.

Lolro