Beren

The form I'm on, not even sure you could.

Udinese/Valencia double for this evening.

We're 40/1 to finish in the top four if anyone fancies a hilarious punt. Villa are 25/1

Bit annoying we'll have two more weeks of "lucky start to the season to be fourth" (after Chelsea's win tomorrow). Based on today's second half, they'd be right mind you. Would be nice to get some credit and some compliments which weren't back-handed.

I know all players and manager are infallible because we're third in the table at October - but some very worrying signs from him today. His last game was probably his best in a black and white shirt, and then this, is right up there at the other end of the spectrum. Didn't get his hands dirty with defending, and bottled challenges, didn't compete for headers. Really difficult to watch. Lacking all the fire he had last week.

Krul 10 (convinced he's the best in the league! pro-evo style confidence for balls in the box. If it was in his area, and he was there, it stuck to him) Simpson 6.5 (did okay, helped the team, overwhelmed on the right at times because Obertan was going walkabout) Taylor 7 (lucky twat for the penalty, but also great heroic defending) Colo 8 (look knackered at the end and had that wobbly defending moment by the touchline) Raylor 7 (tried hard, brave defending, lack of ability left him exposed a couple of times) Obertan 4.5 (really, really poor - didn't work for the team at all) Tiote 7.5 (steely) Cabaye 7.5 (great control of the play first half, faded in the second - mainly due to our 'come at me bro' tactics) Gutierrez 8.5 (fantastic shift, great individual goal - got involved lots in the first half, would have had a higher mark if he got a couple more goals which he could have done really) Best 8 (great team performance, good decision-making - like most, looked tired at the end) Ba 7.5 (good goal, should have had more after spurning one or two when Best put him through) Pardew - 5

Fantastic 3 points though. Away to Wolves.

Won £100 on City-1 & Rangers double. Brap.

Lucky as fuck. Obertan was shocking IMO. Definition of passenger. Everyone had nervy moments and shit moments to be quite frank, but he just looked disinterested as fuck.

Really good for our build-up play, as usual. Coaxing midfielders forward. Fashioned a good shooting chance for himself from nothing. Has underrated skills. The shot was blocked I think, but he did well to turn to face goal and get a yard to force out a shot.

I LOVE YOU SKIRGE Aye but I backed him to score first Actually, I think Jill dreamt it first! Which means Madras'll be a surprise substitute at some point.

So true. So.. are we... are we... are we title contenders then?

No, probably forgot it again!

Krul = best in the league.

I love Gutierrez.

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL.

Bellamy Enrique Carroll. Fuck sake

Enrique, solid as a rock man. Beacon of class in their (largely) classless side.

He called Suarez a "bright cookie" instead of a cheat.

Fuck all your mothers, Liverpool.

Suarez shouldn't be allowed to play football man. Non-contact shit.

I really thought I wouldn't need a winkie smiley with that one. Oh well.

Really? Ex-Liverpool and all that. Wouldn't be surprised. Aye, ok then. If he doesn't call Suarez a cunt, it's Liverpooledia.

Atkinson really ought to get the sack/be subject to a bribery investigation.