Beren

Yeah I agree with him. Also, end the deadline at the start of August whilst starting it immediately at the end of the season. Again, agreed. (Give other clubs less time to poach our remaining few stars!) The way Man Utd, a team with the resources to cope without Cleverley and Welbeck, have been able to loan them out within the division and let them cut their teeth and get to grips with Premiership football in shite sides - then yank them back as ready-made players is scandalous. Add that in to Chelsea, Liverpool and Man Utd pissing all over the fair play financial rules and it's an especially uneven playing field lately.

Listening to Five Live. Jason Roberts is spot on about not being able to loan players to teams within the same division.

Very good, Ritchie.

That honour goes to Silva.

I can't remember when I've been happy a player has been injured, but he (along with Biscuits, I suppose) takes cheating, diving and being a pussy to the next level.

When is Ghana's next friendly? Hope Gyan scores a triple hattrick and then does a lap of honour around the outside of the stadium after the game whilst doing some keepie-uppies.

FML.. FF team.

Don't let Fat Frank take it!

Hilario. Hilarious.

Blimey. Dead drop from the air.

Glad Norwich scored.

Mata needs to come on for Chelsea. Playing far too narrow. Boswinga and Cole can't keep pushing up then getting exposed at the back.

Sunderland murdering Swansea 0-0 this first half.

They should be able to overwhelm Norwich if they get the service. Haven't seen a proper hammering in a long time. Would love for it to be today. Hope Mata starts.

Moses subbed off for Wigan. I hope he scores a weaving goal through the Liverpool defence one day. Would love those headlines.

About as close to match-fixing as this league gets - both teams agree to a maximum of one goal each (if they feel particularly frisky) and to play turgid bitty football for the rest. Every. Single. Time.

Addition by subtraction.

Hope they... Rout them now!

Gotta start somewhere!

Eerily similar to a comment I made about Scunny. All depends on our performance, basically. On paper we're miles better than both but it means nowt if you don't turn up and you have Lovenkrands on the right wing. Shit, that sounded like a throwaway comedic exaggeration at first, but both elements are probably correct.

No heavyweight match-ups either, which is a shame. Can see Brighton taking out Liverpool though if they get the rub of the green.

Very difficult fixture. They'll be motivated and flying out the blocks. We'll be, well, us.

The Birmingham derbies are always so dour. Can't remember the last time a team scored more than 2 goals in one. Lucky to get 1 in most of them.

Just want a home fixture. We can give most teams a game at home.