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Schweinsteiger. Ha.

Lol.

I hope Woy let's Gary Neville give that battle cry as his team talk at the Euros.

Oh good, Redknapp with Champions League money this summer.

Muller has a truly punchable face.

Please tell me there are screen grabs of Man Utd fans crying. I want to taste their tears.

Come on Villa you useless, boring cunts. Fluke a winner.

Or just get relegated. One of the two.

I'm trying to imagine Fergusons face at the final whistle

I'm not particularly happy for City, but inflicting a little misery on Man Utd is providing more consolation than I thought it would.

Disappointed, but a good effort.

Excellent news. At least Woy is somewhat likeable. Trying to support Redknapp's England over Cabaye/HBA at the Euros would feel...wrong.

Everyone gets their ass whipped eventually.

Once or twice a season you expect a result like that. But Fulham and Spurs results were the same. Give up an early goal and they fall to bits.

Outplayed in every position.

Going to put this down to coaching. He didn't have them ready for this.

This f***ing Scottish Commentator is a f***ing mong like. Massive prick.

Get it wide. I think they need to get it wide. Newcastle aren't getting it wide.

Best 11 has just been totally dominated by Wigan.

Hope the Norwich fans completely take the p*ss if they send Villa down.

 

Delia to make some flapjacks with her own s*** and lob them at the depressing brummies, if any should bother to turn up.

Miraculously finishing 4th and then missing out on CL because Chelsea's B team fluke their way past Bayern in Munich would be the most typically Newcastle event I can imagine.

I'm the opposite, I can see everyone in our team being linked with another club. It will get very tedious very soon.

Feel the same. Dreading it.

Well done Capt Colo!

Enjoy this one Pulis! Comprehensive victory achieved through entertaining, attacking play, not towel boys, long throws and anti-football.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Better than Barca.

Fuck off.

Pure sex.

Is there no way for the fitness doctors to screen for this or is it totally random?

If Chelsea win the Champions League and don't qualify in 4th, then they get a CL spot, but then England is given an extra place in the EL.

 

We are in Europe unless Everton catch us in the league. Everton need to get 12 points more than Newcastle in the next 5 games.

 

Everton's next game is away to Manchester United. If we get a better result than they do next weekend, Europe is guaranteed.

I choose to believe this version.