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Those kits are rotten. You just know they will be legit too.

If we got into CL, we'd arguably be Puma's most prominent club deal. Can do better than a shit template.

Just heard that Liverpool are expected to play against Toronto FC in July and it got me wondering if there are any rumours regarding NUFC's summer plans. Has anyone heard anything about whether or not they plan to return to North America this summer?

 

After last summer's US tour, probably not!

Injuries and Barton's ban were not ideal, but if the objective of pre-season is to prepare a team that hits the ground running when the season kicks off then it can't have been a total failure?

Go on then, what was the excuse this time?

 

Their success.

 

Dalglish actually blamed their successful cup runs for the loss.

To be fair, success has a well known anti-scouser bias.

Turbo shit performance.

Epic relief result. Rest of Sunday enjoyment salvaged.

Thanks Shola!

SHOLA I FUCKING LOVE YOU

How on earth are we 6th in the league

Glad we've got the points we have now, because this, Spurs and Fulham have been total shit.

Guthrie is an awful human being.

Fucking hell. Well done Guthrie.

Fulham, Spurs and now this. Is this team shit?

Fucking useless.

Pop quiz. What would you say in the dressing room if you were Pards?

"Gentlemen, we have allowed ourselves to be totally outclassed today. Some of you are truly spineless and disgusting. Let's sit quietly for 15 minutes and reflect on our lack of character and humiliation."

There are only three half decent teams in the Premier League this season, Spurs are one of them, we aren't. The difference between them and us is enormous. Even with Cabaye and Tiote we'd be well beaten in this game with the weak defence we have.

Shitter teams than us put up more of a fight. Folding like this after an early mistake is unacceptable.

Never even tried to get in this game. Wasting our time.

I hope England do well this summer (((

)))) but with Arry in charge this must be the least like able team I can remember.

How s*** does he have to perform to be dropped? Genuine question.

 

He was pathetic against QPR and was rewarded with another 90 minutes today. It f***ing stinks. 11 years we've seen that performance over and over and over again and the c***'s still getting starts.

 

It's f***ing baffling.

 

At this rate, I think in order for him to be dropped, he has to sit/lay down on the pitch for a couple of minutes, or go over to the bench and say: "I f***ing stink, get me out of here man, Jesus"!

Then that will be the last and final straw.

Until the Dembas both get injured, we're forced to play him, and he scores a fluke goal after accidentally falling onside, the ball bouncing off his arse. Then he's a "decent squad player" again, the squad will be too small to get rid of him, and the vicious cycle of Shola's shitness repeats itself.

Hope his anterior cruciate ligament is torn to shreds by a rabid dog.

They've scored just under 25% of their goals at home this season in the last 45 minutes.

This would be easier to take if we'd just been '100% shit' and not '50% really good and 50% worst I've probably ever seen'

Also be easier to take if Shola's season ended today.

R.Taylor on for Best

Jol's paid good money for that.

I hate Shola Ameobi. Not in a fun, ironic way. But in the way you shouldn't hate a player from your own team.

To go from the way we were playing in the first half to this with nothing but the addition of Andy Johnson ranks as the single worst collapse I've ever seen.

Andy Johnson's torn us a new one.

Fucking embarrassing. Looking forward to 30 minutes of thumping long balls to an offside Ameobi now. No thank you.

How the fuck are we behind here?

Superb half, great goal, but Santon was so lucky there.