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Lucky to be 2-1 down though tbh.

American commentator:  Jurgen, if Klose scores today he passes your record of goals scored in the World Cup.

Klinsmann: I hope he scores two.

Mcmanaman:  I don't.

Alright Chicago_Shearer. You hate USA and I hate your NFL team, but the best show ever is on again.

  If there is anything that can ease the pain of defeat, it must be La Senadoras.

All of Africa is literally engaging in a massive continental circle jerk because a tiny country that most of them have never visited and have no interest in, but that happens to be on their continental land mass and contain black people is now in the quarter finals.  Best result since colonialism ended.

Feeling sorry for them.  Not Donovan, because he's a wanker.  But the rest of them.

3 minutes injury time in extra time?

Time wasting.

Just once, I want to see a goalkeeper come forward at the end of a big match and score.

US knocked out by Ghana two World Cups in a row.  They had better watch themselves.  Might slip into the axis of evil. 

"Bullshit"  

Worst part of the sport.  Hate this.  If you are going to waste time, get to the corner flag.

Bradley out, Clinton in.

Mike, you are really going to enjoy this if it goes to penalties.  Trust me, there is no better experience in all of professional sport than a World Cup penalty shootout.

Landycakes, joint top scorer at the World Cup.  

Pen.  USA

Why is Findley, the man who hasn't scored an international goal, starting?

He looks well below international quality.  The US always seems to put their faith in some below average goal scorer who might look great in the MLS but just isn't good enough.  Mathis, Ching, Twellman.  Never heard of them, not going to score, why bother.  Should bring on Buddle or Gomez.  Try something else.

Criticism of Tim Howard on the US broadcast.  Lalas won't like that.  You do not mention Tim Howard without also mentioning that he is one of the best keepers in the world, playing for Everton of the EPL. 

I'd rather play Ghana than Germany, but there isn't a lot in it.  Mainly psychological.  This Ghana team look good.  If they had a natural striker, they would be a real force.

Why are the Us team pretending to be the human centipede?

Poorly executed.  Nobody told Altidore or Dempsey.

How has Donovan worked so hard to get here? Seems like he just swanned around the MLS for four years...

I don't understand that either.  He could have had a career at the highest level, but decided he preferred being the big fish in the small pond.  He's self-congratulatory, self-important, big headed (literally) and extremely irritating. 

I love this montage.  I do.

Nueva Jersey is a f***ing hottie.  God damn girl.

 

Ridiculous.

On closer inspection, I think Carolina (or "Argentina") is still my Numero Uno, but New Jersey had a great set of Jabulanis.  

They are f***ing around, Chicago. They are f***ing around.

 

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Fix the audio!  Fix it now!

 

:lol:

Have they forgotten about her or something?  "Now we'll go live to the hottest woman you've ever seen on a television....oh wait the audio is broken, I guess not."  Dios mio, these amateurs.

They are f***ing around, Chicago. They are f***ing around.

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Fix the audio!  Fix it now!

Who the hell was that in New Jersey?

Was just thinking the same thing.  Go live to New Jersey damn it, do it now. 

Hahaha.  USA x 3. 

Did people leave because of the rain?  There weren't that many empty seats at the beginning of the match.