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I'm using it again tomorrow if one of the tres chicas is in an England shirt.

WOW. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042009/1239788892_jizz-in-my-pants.gif

My god, it's Deportivo Mundial day. This changes my plans for this afternoon.

Poll tied at 71-71. Going to penalties.

I think Ronaldo is contractually obligated by Nike to pose for the cameras before every free kick.

This Portugal Brazil game is almost walking pace.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/jun/24/england-germany-rivalry-world-cup-2010 I'm honestly not sure what is worse - the jingoism of the tabloids or this miserable, defeatist punditry from a pop culture "journalist" named Marina. Between the papers and all the complaining in this thread about the TV commentary, it seems the World Cup coverage in the UK has been extremely poor.

Interesting that both of the teams that England were criticized for beating in the warm ups are in the round of 16.

The Swiss. The reasons: 1. I like Alexander Frei, Deridyok, Inler, and Barnetta. I'm also fond of Hakan Yakin's name. 2. I lived there for a year. 3. Ottmar Hitzfeld is brilliant. This casual interest will end as soon as Euro 2010 qualifiers begin.

Goal of the tournament.

Giving Italy a taste of their own medicine. Beautiful. I hope Holland murders this lot.

Bye Italy! Fuck off home.

fyp You must get tired of waiting for some English player to dive in the box so you can claim equivalence with that sort of stupidity. We all know who the major culprits are.

These are grown men. Show a little self respect you childish, disgraceful idiots.

Regardless of how far England go in this tournament, they should hit the reset button at the end of this tournament and start bringing in youngsters immediately. I'd rather try that and fail to qualify for Euro 2012 than limp on with older players and end up like these French or Italian teams.

Well done Webb.

Is Paraguay / New Zealand any good? Because this has been shite.

Vittek, another former Champ Man legend.

Agreed. But you have to admit. There is something about England v. Germany that makes the spine tingle in a way that England v. South Korea or England v. USA doesn't.

Ozil is limping! Get in.

The Sun and NotW are going to be hysterical for the next few days.

Oh dear, Schweinsteiger seems injured.

COME ON GHANA. If you aren't going to score you could at least do us the courtesy of getting Lahm or Schweinsteiger booked.

Christ, if the Yanks get to play Australia in the round of 16 then there is no justice.

So the Serbs are finished.