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We knew this yesterday. That's mostly how newspapers work.

Still can't figure it out It's not literally, sausage roll is it? ffs. It's a sausage roll in a jacket with SR on it It's a reference to the greggs/baby Jesus advent calendar story. Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Would explain why I didn't get it, not having seen that story. Can't he just stick to football references

Still can't figure it out It's not literally, sausage roll is it? ffs.

Good one

Sorry - that read like you were saying he was asking to play but only the first team.

Might just need to get smarter about when to run about and when not to, if he's not a natural athlete he'll need to be more measured with his pressing in the first half.

Really? I'm sure i read he asked to play but said he wanted to be in the first team? nothing wrong with that imo Contrast that with Shelvey who had to convince Rafa to let him work his way back into the first team by playing in the reserves. That's the attitude Aarons needs.

To be fair, it's no wonder one of his main traits is finding space where no others can, he's got the peripheral vision of a mother gazelle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41901243

Colback never playing in a Newcastle shirt again, nice.

Would all the club shop ladies' wear be substituted for black+white striped burkas?

Can't see the game but that's a hatrick for Brewster, hell of a prospect for Spuds. Taking nothing away from Brewster, right place right time, but Foden took the piss out of at least 5 Brazilian kids to make that goal though.

Foden is pure quality at this level.

Cause we pick overgrown kids with less ability rather than nurture the smaller, more technical players.

Finally, a reference I actually fucking got IT Crowd

If she couldn't cook. My missus used to watch The Good Wife. Not once did I see that lawyer lady ever iron a shirt or do some hoovering.

What?

He was a very good transition player with erratic end product, bordering on poor for the positions he got himself into. Much better version of Sissoko in every respect. More like tbh.

27 year old Drinkwater for £35m compared to 21 year old Merino for £6.5m is a perfect case in point. Proven vs unproven, low-risk vs high risk. Won't work nearly as often as it doesn't.

The first time was in Season 2000-2001. Fulham Blackburn Rovers and Bolton Wanderers were promoted and all survived. The last time this happened was Season 2010-2011. QPR Norwich City and Swansea City were promoted and all survived.

0-0 or 1-1

Brighton, Huddersfield, Leicester.

Sorry I don't know her that well, does she prefer Mandy or Milf then? The latter appears to have the most traction since she first appeared.