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No, just no. Please no. I couldn't go in some threads for DAYS because of all the terrible pans.

Pannick stations

I now have an odd hankering to buy some lighter fuel tbh

Sure, but it's just an example item. It could be 'membership packs', 'subscriptions', 'virtual turf', I mean it could be anything.

Often thought this myself, you'd get them purchased internationally too to avoid easy scrutiny, e.g. sell a few million in Saudi, a few million around other countries. It's basically money laundering, PIF sends a shady business in a shady country £20m, then that shady business buys £15m of Newcastle shirts from 'overseas suppliers', I mean they don't even have to get shipped, who's gonna check if it's somewhere like Somalia? Then for the cost of £20m, we get £15m to 'spend'.

So, edging then

@Heron we need a flag that says we, the fans, do not associate ourselves with that flag

Circumstances depending, he had Isak in the starting lineup before he'd even had a full training session.

Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle....

Without him, we'll play deeper and be far more direct. Schar and Botman will become key, along with the flanks being able to retain the ball. Could suit Gordon and Maxi better as their pace becomes more important the further back we sit. Isak showed vs Liverpool he can be absolutely lethal on the break. We're undoubtedly weaker out of possession without him, but I think in possession it won't be too bad, we'll just play a bit differently but almost as effectively.

Sure, I agree. I think I phrased my point badly. What I meant was with Bruno, when he's under pressure he can still make progressive passes, or at least maintain our position. Willock and Longstaff I feel will not do this and will lay it back to Botman/Schar as they're less perceptive of our players in space when they receive the ball. So we're not going to get much from Schar/Botman bouncing passes to and from Willock and Longstaff.

No surprise to be honest, the out-of-possession similarities to Almiron are plain as day, and Benitez had to move heaven and earth to get Almiron in.

Can see Gordon starting on the left with Bruno's injury, moving Joelinton to the middle with Longstaff + Willock. We're going to miss Bruno badly. I think the best we can do is try to bypass our midfield when playing out from the back and look to play through Trippier. Joelinton can carry the ball through the middle, but Longstaff and Willock are both poor on the ball when pressed. I can see us playing a bit deeper and playing on the break more as a result of this. Maxi should look good when he comes because of this change. Isak will be instrumental in retaining possesion and moving the team forward in transition.

Can see this post being a bit polarising but here goes. I think he's run his course here. It's easy to say now because of his run, but I've never rated him beyond being an elite level poacher. He's not a striker for a possession-based team. Isak comes deep and has the nous to do so effectively and becomes a pivot, allowing Longstaff and our wide players to push beyond him. It's this movement that creates spaces in the lines for Guimaraes to play through. Whereas Wilson likes to stretch the defence and stay on the central defender, but he's not great at receiving a ball under pressure and laying it off which is a key part of this approach (see Mitrovic). We need to sign an understudy to Isak and let Wilson go this summer to where he can be part of a team that plays to his strengths.

Have we found our number 10? /tinhat

In recent times he's been in contact with Shearer about this. Given took him to one side before last night and had a word as well.

Your assistant, Mike Tindall, has noted that Sean Longstaff has been showing remarkable improvements in recent training sessions. His composure in particular, has improved a lot. Off the ball : 20 Composure : 12

Why is it when you're bored at work and you should be doing something important, that you decide that a random side-on view of Dan Ashworth is reminiscent of the saviour of humanity, Captain Picard, and mocking it up is what you need to do instead?

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This reads like a ChatGPT reply gone wrong

And United

Well, just because it's a song it doesn't mean it's acceptable to be repeated here. There's 1000s of songs you'd get banned for if you put the lyrics here I'd imagine.

When's the yellow ticker? How much more confirmed does this need to be ffs NEED MY TICKER FIX

Pre-Howe Almiron and Gordon seem similar off the ball. I think with a bit of focus and playing further up the pitch, we can hopefully see a marked improvement. Especially playing in a system where he doesn't have to press the entire opposition back line single handedly.

This got me going way more than it should have