Karjala

The only way we can't qualify now, is for Chelsea to win the Champions League or us fuck up and finish 7th.

Think i will be drinking beers from all around Europe this evening...

Wonder how the Party with Marty is going down at Wembley?

Or lose all our games and Everton win all theirs.

A Geordie fires NUFC into Europe! Sweet as fuck!

Come on Liverpool! Scouse cunts.

For me too like

Should be the perfect confidence boost for the Semi!

Good for their confidence ahead of Sat.

Man C will have nowt to play for and won't want to b on the pitch is my best guess.

Aye resting Enrique, Kuyt, Suarez, Carragher on the bench and Gerrard not even in squad. Bburn to win...

Thats the thing though, spuds have won 1 of their last 9. How are they gonna win 4 or 5 from their nxt 5?

Lets beat Stoke and see how Chelsea fare at Arsenal and Spuds at QPR.

Spot on. If we qualify for Europe in 6th spot I will be over the moon! Champions League would just be unbelievable.

We need 6pts from our next 2 really. 4 could be enough but puts pressure on us going to Chelsea. I can see Chelsea losing one of their next 2 before we meet, so we could either be 3pts ahead of them or 5pts if things go to plan..

Beating Barca and Real? I fancy them to get absolutely spunked on by Barca. 6-1 over 2 legs.

Yes. Chelsea have lots of fixtures, and arent the Chelsea of old. We have 5 games to go, and are flying. Spuds are on a massive slide, and if they get knocked out of FA Cup it might make it worse, or if they win, they are thinking of the final. Of course, it relies on us winning. I think we need minimum of 10pts.

Quality stat that!

Dont know if im allowed to post the link - but search "Cattermole Captain of All Captains" on youtube... The MackemFolkSinger has produced another beauty!

6 more points than when MONg took over i might add. Thought the gap was 15 when he took ower? Would be delighted if it was 11 mind!

what page do all those class pics of marty o'neill start on? like the one of him jumping up with Rocky Balboa on the beach?

Harry the Thief has set a target of winning all 5 remaining games... Genious eh, who'd have thought you would aim to win all your games?

Agree with most of it, though wouldnt think we'd get much more than £6m for Jonas, £10m for Cabaye and £15m for Tiote.

Any chance we can lift Paxtons ban?

"Ben Arfa was playing in the middle til Cisse came in, then he got chucked on the left..."