Haz

The turd that just won't flush.

I think we can win this one.  Against the dippers I've never seen such a pedestrian Arsenal.  Watch me hex it.

Don,t worry about the frogs and numbers. They're still disputing how many they lost at Agincourt.

Shoot. NPW

Thank God its over one way or the other.

An honourable mention for MacDonald at Hillsborough. Hibbet to Mac then Mac runs 3/4 of the pitch with Colin Waldron on his back. Boom, back of the net.  I nearly shat.

Aye.  Turnups in his underpants.

It's probably a visa problem.

Perryman was an attacking midfielder. But they didn't call them that in those days.

Wheels down and locked.

That jet is from Brussels. 

Set for and having are two different things.

Sky sources: Mitrovic taking medical ahead of move. Is this a giggs?

Can we rent some cunts from Turkey to give him a proper welcome?

 

Gigi's eelcome was a disgrace and an embarrassment.

I was one of those dafties that went to Welcome Owen -  and look how he turned out.  Divvn't hex it man.

Anyone seen this lad at the Airport yet?  Greggs?

Gerrim telt.

Because we used to go in with derogatory bids.

A lad from another forum(Neither of which are given to making rash comments) reckons his source advises George Winegum is on his way.

Didn't we sign Four Academy players to professional contracts?

Are you not entertained?

Why do we still have a thread for this prick?  When you excise a cancerous growth you don't want to keep looking at it.

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If he's left with last season's squad - we're fucked.  Wait and see who comes in and who departs then judge him.  I think he's the best we can get at the moment.

Yeast'll hev to stop aal these puns.

JC: "I know what this Club means to this city and its people."

So why don't you fuck off then?

Why would a business man like Ashley go through the motions. shortlist four, interview one just to give the job to Carver.  Relax lads, it's not Carver.  Despite his losses, he'd be in the job already.