Haz

If we get him cheap will it be a Plea bargain?  Coat. Get my.

It's the people behind him apparently.

 

Ideal for such a pantomime club.

nice one

Well played sir.

Peyter Reid? He would have to stay in his dugout to avoid the flying lager.

Yup - fair play to SAFC. Ashley should be doing the same, with St James Park - but we know that he won't.

As long as they don't make the poor sods watch the football.

I wish them everything they wish for us.

They play today.

Don't think we've heard the last from Wor Mandy.

SSN: Newcastle interested in loan deals for Sturrige and Ings.

Isn't Ashley still in America and not back until Monday? Nowt will happen until then....

Wot, no Beardsley?

Surely "due process"?

That's what I thought but don't shoot the messenger.

What is the "Duel Process"? because according to someone in the Director's box, its been 'triggered'.

Have we signed Messi yet?

 

Nope! But i hear that Bakumbu, Aubameyang and Fekir are on their way.

Amanda Staveley, I'd Fekir.

Dirty Fekir.

I almost managed a semi.

Merry Fucking Xmas!

Perfect.

A man has to know his limitations. - Clint Eastwood.

Alls Well that Ends Well.

Mackem females, I have observed, seem to have passable chebs but (as I have said elsewhere) tend to be gunted Boglins.

Blob on the front of the programme

 

Has it been printed on A3 this week?

well played that man.

Does he have an eye for goal? Can he get the ball between the Styx?

He better be good or the crowd will give him some Hellenistic.

Wait a Minoan while I think up another pun.

Looks like it's done?

I Hera that this is a no goer?