Disco

Ridiculous pen

Lovely bit of disguise from Fofana

Ugh, agreeing with Rio. Feel sick.

Portugal defence has been superb on the counter.

Yuge chance for Nunesy

Kolo Muani just had a mad purple patch. He’s just a bit of a workhorse really.

Boooooo

Scott Parker to Burnley

L’honking.

Don’t think subs are allowed on the pitch in fairness to him.

Absolutely no one misses that piss stained old Tory arsehole Motson, you daft cunt.

Spain missing half their team for the semi.

Oooooeeee

Big Mik!

Spain doing all this just to lose on pens.

I’ve had pisses stronger than Oyazabal

Deserved. Spain declared far too early.

State of that disgusting cunt

Looked absolutely shite in the UEFA cup final as well, when he came on. Not quite up to the level.

Holen Sie sich den großen Mann, Fullkrug.

Can’t work out if Raum is absolutely shite or not.

Woof, almost level straight away.

Dani Golmo

Big chance that. Should be scoring really.

Loving how open this is.