Disco

most sane Brazilian.

Iraola snapping both his hamstrings on this 10th press of the half is the new game in town. The WC was alwyas too much to ask for when they qualified.

Saw a photo of Nusa cutting about in a Ben Afri top. Sign.

Some absolutely fantastic videos doing the rounds from various boozers about our fine but absolutely deranged nation.

Soak it up. Boot it long. HavertSS runs in to the centre back and throws himself to the floor (repeat x100). It’s absolutely fucking rank. Thank fuck the ref wasn’t having it, rare to see.

Missed ET and pens as I was out for bait but absolutely delicious to see the embodiment of boring, cheating, blurring the lines Arsenal miss the decisive penalty with an absolute Brazilian masterclass. Sue Perb.

Lerl

Would love to see him get hit by a car

Not handball if you do it with both arms

Oh fuck right off

Gone to Carlisle

Rumour has it he’s agreed to a £200k per week pay cut down to £400k to stay at the club. More sensible work from Jockey Wilson.

Atmosphere is usually way better in those areas and you don’t knack your shins jumping up and down/being sat next to a fat cunt. Does feel incredibly odd standing in L7 as a home fan though especially if you’re in a block near the next one where everyone is sitting down.

Good news for Matty “the real cash” Targett who had a Gordon leaving bonus in his contract.

Howe will probably never play either. Will sign and play Danny Pugh instead. If he resigned Sir Jackie “the Gallowgate shushed” Colback though

I’m no fan of Southampton as a place, club, or people but it’s only a 15-20 min walk from the city centre and a 10 min walk from pubs bit of the city to St Mary’s. If you want true grim akin to Reading then Donny is up there. Obviously St Mary’s is a soulless hellhole in keeping with the city, club and people.

Sat in the vast majority of them bar the Milburn.

Fuck off ref

Facking hell

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named Lee And I need a job So I wanna be a paperback Ryder Paperback Ryder It's a dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand His son is working for the Ronny Gill It's a steady job But he wants to be a paperback Ryder Paperback Ryder Paperback Ryder

What in the Countdown is that surname?

Happily take Flo Rida back like based on that first half. So comfortable on the ball.

Vamos!

Wouldn’t shock me if he plays upfront rather than wide.

Eddie Know Nowt Cunt will probably spend it all on Steve Fletcher