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Lovely cross from Kaka for that goal like.

CR7!

Maybe but Crouch gave him no option really. He was never going to win either tackle. Real have been putting pressure on him all game although to be fair he's had a decentish game.

Sandros finished like. Can barely jog.

Xabi Alonso taking the piss with some of these passes. Ridiculous.

First one he flew in from a mile away and was never going to get it, second wasn't so bad but still a yellow and he deserved it for his sheer stupidity. If it makes you feel better Spurs weren't much better with 11 men.

Don't think that blanket will do much love.

Allegedly.

My word.

Wew!

Hmmm....nah.

Get up man you cheating shit.

He looks a bit like that Makosi woman who was on Big Brother a few years back. Biggest tits ever. Her, not him. Although I'd suck his tits tonight.

Nearly the hattrick.

just what you needed with no Lucio or Walter.

RIIIIIIIIIIIICKY

Marking Adebayor at set pieces is obviously not 'the Tottenham way'

Ray Charles could have seen that was a mile off.

2-0 Ade

How dare he not speak in the Queens English!!! Off with his head.

Spurs defending well tbf so far.

Ronaldo knocks Gallas over.

Redknapp should just tell him he can't risk him being a petulant little shit and getting himself red carded as is more than likely to happen.

Defoe on.